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How's it going here at JU? Miss me? Just got back online about an hour ago and thought I'd drop by to say howdy. The Mrs. and I moved back home, to Northern WV (well, actually Eastern PA, but we're so close that who cares...maybe about a mile past the state line) from Fort Wayne, IN. We moved on 6/25 and are still unpacking, an ongoing job, as anyone who's ever moved (and hasn't) can tell you. I got a good job and am making some decent money, as is she, and we moved into a nice house in the ...

About a year and a half ago, my (soon-to-be) wife and I packed up and moved to Fort Wayne, IN from Weirton, WV; she'd gotten a job out here that looked good and offered an opportunity for advancement within a large, established mortgage company. As I was kind of out of a (good) job, and had nothing better on the horizion, we decided to make the move. We moved up our wedding from Sept. 2004 to December 2003, threw the whole thing together in 3 weeks (try that sometime), and packed up the house ...

Hermes, a famcy, high-end boutique in Paris, was closed for business when Oprah Winfrey and her entourage came knocking. They were turned away, however, because the place was closed for the day and for a "public-relations event". The store has apologized to Ms. Winfrey for the inconvenience. Damn Straight! How DARE they treat a celebrity the staure of OPRAH WINFREY like just anyone else, and make her adhere to the same rules as the rest if us. I guess closed is closed, unless you happen to ...

My wife and I were watching Leno one night some time ago, when we were just dating, and one of the guests was Angelina Jolie. Now, though this chick is a little weird and offbeat, to say the very least, she's also shatteringly hot. I turned to my (future) wife, and said...."if she ever comes to the door and wants to have sex with me, can I go?" The wife thought about this for a moment. She then replied, "Okay, but if Eminem ever comes to the door and wants to have sex with me, I can go then, ...

My wife and I were watching Leno one night some time ago, when we were just dating, and one of the guests was Angelina Jolie. Now, though this chick is a little weird and offbeat, to say the very least, she's also shatteringly hot. I turned to my (future) wife, and said...."if she ever comes to the door and wants to have sex with me, can I go?" The wife thought about this for a moment. She then replied, "Okay, but if Eminem ever comes to the door and wants to have sex with me, I can go then, ...

Does anyone really care that Tom Cruise is head-over tincups in love? That he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch and made an ass of himself in the process? I mean, I'm all for love and happiness for all, but come on! The celebrity-worshipping media is making such a big deal out of this, just like they did the apparent non-story of Brad and Angelina (which, if you'll noticed, has cooled out somewhat since the opening of their flick....hmmm...) Every time two celebs get together now, it seems...

The day was dawning bright and clear at Yosemite National park; the sun rose serenely over the treetops, the advancing day chasing away the shadows of night, still pooled in the misted valleys and in the deep woods. Suddenly, a flock of birds scattered at the sharp sound of the word "NNNNOOOOO!" The sound cut through the stillness of the early morning like a laser through pudding, carrying for miles through the misty air; animals scattered and ran off in all directions, birds filled the air ...

I wish I had a link for this, but I couldn't find one. As some of you know, I clean offices for a living. When I clean one in particular, I often find, in the trash, appropriately enough, a copy of "The Week", that great liberal rag of a publication. Sometimes I take it and use it for bathroom reading, and sometimes for more practical purposes, just in case the stall is out of paper (as I'm pretty efficient, however, this rarely happens). In the June 3rd issue there was an article on how...

Warning: Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Though intended to be humorous (we’ll see), this post does contain quite a bit of adult-oriented language. (Melodramatic Voiceover) "And now….time for another excitingly irrelevant episode of Angryman and FoulMouth!" (Music begins---a flowing medley of "Give peace a chance", "War", "Imagine", "Hair" and "Age of Aquarius") (Melodramatic Narration, over music, fade-in to a giant Donkey head with a bouquet of daisies in its mouth app...

Disclaimer: this may not apply to you. If it does, you'll know it...if not...my apologies. A few summers ago, when I was still working at a restaurant back home, a little boy came in, as he had every day that summer, to purchase his usual, a medium chocolate shake, double cheeseburger and large fries. He was a nice little kid from Florida, who, he’d once related to us as he awaited his order being filled, stayed one month at the beginning of every summer with his grandparents there in W...

A long time ago, in a blogsphere far, far away…… There was young, idealistic man named Elie. Elie, like so many of his generation, was very much enamored of liberal ideals. He had served in the military for some time, fighting in the long War of Questionable Necessity (which had actually been entered into by an older Leftist Sith Lord, the fearsome, dog-ear-pulling Darth Lyndon), and emerged to join the new Leftist movement that had sprung up in response to it. It was from his indoctrin...

Why does the liberal Left so shudder at the thought of Jesus Christ entering public life once more? They try so hard to litigate Him out of our places of government and education. Why? Try prominently displaying, or even carrying a Bible around, in a public school or praying to God in the main hall of your local, state or federal government buildings. See what it gets you. Here on JU, our resident Communist Myrrander says he doesn’t really care so much about it all and dismisses any and all ...

You want to know why the Left lost the last two elections despite the fact that GWB is considered in many circles to be something of a lightweight? Because Gore and Kerry were just too far left for the common man to relate to, that’s why. Cry foul all you want about voter manipulation and stolen elections, but that’s why it happened. You Lefties want what you fear most to come to pass? You want the Right to dominate this country completely? Keep on doing what you’re doing, that’s all. Every...

I'm sure someone on here has already posted on this, but I've been away for a few days. The Supreme Court's decision on medicinal marijuana is just asinine. Why shouldn't people be able to use it if they need it to get through chemo or for some other ailment? After all, they'll give Percosets, Demerol, Oxycontin and morphine to anybody who has any kind of chronic and/or severe pain. They're all a hundred times more addictive than pot. What's the difference? Such a stupid argument.