My wife and I were watching Leno one night some time ago, when we were just dating, and one of the guests was Angelina Jolie. Now, though this chick is a little weird and offbeat, to say the very least, she's also shatteringly hot. I turned to my (future) wife, and said...."if she ever comes to the door and wants to have sex with me, can I go?"
The wife thought about this for a moment. She then replied, "Okay, but if Eminem ever comes to the door and wants to have sex with me, I can go then, too, right?"
It was agreed, thgen and there, that, if our celebrity sex gods ever came to the door wanting to have sex with either of us, the other would let them go, no questions asked.
Sometime later, I was inclined to ask for a rider to be added to that bill, however, when we rented "Miss Congeniality", and I saw Sandra Bullock, a longtime favorite of mine, in that pink dress, walking out of the airplane hanger. I added her to my list.
My wife balked somewhat, and agreed to add her, but only on the condition that they BOTH, Angelina and Sandra, had to appear at the SAME TIME, both wanting to have sex with me.
I replied that, if this happened, and I had the opportunity to have a threeway with Angelina Jolie and Sandra Bullock, she wouldn't need to worry about it, as I would simply drop dead from a stroke.