10. "Every Infidel Will Be Stoned"----("Everybody Must Get Stoned") 9. "Abu Grahib Prison Blues"----("Folsom Prison Blues") 8. "I Lob Rocks and Stones"----("I Love Rock and Roll") 7. "Back in a Black Burqha"----("Back in Black") 6. "Shout at the Great Satan"----("Shout at the Devil") 5. "I dropped the Bomb on DC"----("You dropped the Bomb on me") 4. "72 Redheaded Virgins"----("99 Red Balloons") 3. "For Those About to Throw Rocks---They Might Shoot You "----("For Those...

10. "Every Infidel Will Be Stoned"----("Everybody Must Get Stoned") 9. "Abu Grahib Prison Blues"----("Folsom Prison Blues") 8. "I Lob Rocks and Stones"----("I Love Rock and Roll") 7. "Back in a Black Burqha"----("Back in Black") 6. "Shout at the Great Satan"----("Shout at the Devil") 5. "I dropped the Bomb on DC"----("You dropped the Bomb on me") 4. "72 Redheaded Virgins"----("99 Red Balloons") 3. "For Those About to Throw Rocks---They Might Shoot You "----("For Those...

In random order...whoever came to mind at the moment. Most are self-explanatory. Some aren't. Ask if you don't get it. 1. Col Gene----"Enemy of the State" (or maybe "Groundhog Day", 'cause it's always the same thing, over and over and over.....) 2. Dr. Guy----This was easy..."Trekkies". 3. Myrrander----"Huff" (okay, "Huff" is a TV show on HBO, I think....or Showtime, maybe, but it was too good a shot not to take.) Maybe "Red Dragon"? "Red Dawn"? 4. Reiki-House----"LOTR: The Two Tow...

In random order...whoever came to mind at the moment. Most are self-explanatory. Some aren't. Ask if you don't get it. 1. Col Gene----"Enemy of the State" (or maybe "Groundhog Day", 'cause it's always the same thing, over and over and over.....) 2. Dr. Guy----This was easy..."Trekkies". 3. Myrrander----"Huff" (okay, "Huff" is a TV show on HBO, I think....or Showtime, maybe, but it was too good a shot not to take.) Maybe "Red Dragon"? "Red Dawn"? 4. Reiki-House----"LOTR: The Two Tow...

This nigger is walking along on the beach, when he looks down and there, washed up in the surf, is a Genie Bottle. He picks it up and begins puuling off the seaweed, when his hand brushes the side. POOF! A flash of light, a puff of smoke, and out pops the Genie of the Bottle. "Greetings!" the Genie says to the stunned jiggaboo. "I have been imprisoned for many years; thank you for freeing me. For this, I will grant you three wishes." The black dude thinks it over, and asks to be rich....

This nigger is walking along on the beach, when he looks down and there, washed up in the surf, is a Genie Bottle. He picks it up and begins puuling off the seaweed, when his hand brushes the side. POOF! A flash of light, a puff of smoke, and out pops the Genie of the Bottle. "Greetings!" the Genie says to the stunned jiggaboo. "I have been imprisoned for many years; thank you for freeing me. For this, I will grant you three wishes." The black dude thinks it over, and asks to be rich....

A nigger is taking a vacation in China, and takes a walk out beside this large pond. There, on the shore, is an old Chinaman, skipping stones deftly across the surface. As the stone skims over the waves, it makes an odd sound: "Ching-Chow-Ling-Leng-Ping-Lee-Yu!!" The old man takes another stone and, as the nigger stands watching, skims it across the surface of the waters. Again the odd sound is heard, but somewhat differently this time. Curious, the black guy walks up and speaks to the ...

A nigger is taking a vacation in China, and takes a walk out beside this large pond. There, on the shore, is an old Chinaman, skipping stones deftly across the surface. As the stone skims over the waves, it makes an odd sound: "Ching-Chow-Ling-Leng-Ping-Lee-Yu!!" The old man takes another stone and, as the nigger stands watching, skims it across the surface of the waters. Again the odd sound is heard, but somewhat differently this time. Curious, the black guy walks up and speaks to the ...

For American JUers........ Take out a quarter, dime, nickle and a penny. Put them in a row. I'll wait.................... Notice that Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt are pointing one way, while Lincoln is facing the other. Know why that is? If you freed the slaves, could you face your friends?

For American JUers........ Take out a quarter, dime, nickle and a penny. Put them in a row. I'll wait.................... Notice that Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt are pointing one way, while Lincoln is facing the other. Know why that is? If you freed the slaves, could you face your friends?

This guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife, daughter, and his black son-in-law. While there, the black guy trips over a rock and falls off a cliff, and is killed. The daughter is all distraught and the wife, upset, is trying to comfort the daughter. "Don't worry," the guy says, "I'll handle the arrangements." So, he goes and finds an undertaker in Jerusalem who tells him he can have the body shipped back to America for $5,000, or that he, the undertaker, can arrange for buria...

This guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife, daughter, and his black son-in-law. While there, the black guy trips over a rock and falls off a cliff, and is killed. The daughter is all distraught and the wife, upset, is trying to comfort the daughter. "Don't worry," the guy says, "I'll handle the arrangements." So, he goes and finds an undertaker in Jerusalem who tells him he can have the body shipped back to America for $5,000, or that he, the undertaker, can arrange for buria...

This guy's sitting in a bar, when the door opens and in walks this guy carrying what looks like a big suitcase. Suitcase Guy sits down next to him, nodding once to him as he puts the suitcase on the floor, and orders a drink. The first guy, curious, asks him "What's in the suitcase?" The guy replies: "I'm a professional hitman. That's my gun." "Really? No shit?.....can I see it?" the first guy asks. "Sure," the hitman says, putting it on the bar and flipping open the clasps on the case. ...

This guy's sitting in a bar, when the door opens and in walks this guy carrying what looks like a big suitcase. Suitcase Guy sits down next to him, nodding once to him as he puts the suitcase on the floor, and orders a drink. The first guy, curious, asks him "What's in the suitcase?" The guy replies: "I'm a professional hitman. That's my gun." "Really? No shit?.....can I see it?" the first guy asks. "Sure," the hitman says, putting it on the bar and flipping open the clasps on the case. ...

A faggot walks into a bar and plops his ass down next to a big, burly nigger. He leans over to the black guy and whispers, "You wanna get a blow job?" Man! The nigger jumps up and beats the living hell out of the queer, kicks his ass and throws him out into the street. He comes back over to the bar and sits down. "Holy shit, Leroy!" the bartender says; "what the hell'd he say to you?" "Aw, I dunno....somethin' 'bout gettin' a job." Let the outcry begin.