Guess who's back-ack-ack..... Back again-ain-ain.... Rightie's back-ack-ack.... Tell a friend-eind-eind. Why? 'Cause it feels so empty without me! So, what did I miss while I was offline? Anything juicy and delicious in the JU world? Tell me everything!

From WalMart.com's "What's New" feature...... Body in Tree Mistaken for Halloween Décor A woman who apparently committed suicide by hanging herself in a tree remained there for hours after her death because passersby assumed it was a macabre Halloween decoration. The Associated Press reports that late on Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning, the unnamed 42-year-old woman used a rope to hang herself in the tree that was located across the street from homes in Frederica, Del. Her bo...

My favorite movie villains are…….DA-DA-DA-DA!!!!! Darth Vader and Hannibal Lecter. Notice I didn’t say "of all time"; that would be a misnomer----I haven’t seen every movie ever made, and there may be a villain or three out there somewhere to eventually challenge my choices for the title. Now, reasons for my choices? Let’s do this in order of appearance, shall we? Darth Vader first appeared, like a wraith (and to some really cool music), out of the smoke and fog of deadly combat a...

I heard a story on the radio this morning about a 45-year-old guy in Washington State who died from bleeding to death after having sex with a horse. If you want the gory details, along with a downloadble movie (yes, the "bestiality ring" got it all on film, and it is, of course, out there on the Net for the entertainment and enjoyment of all), you can go to comedian Joe Rogan's site at: www.joerogan.net The link I have here is to the story as featured in the Seattle Times. Now, my q...

I was going through some boxes the other day, and came across my yearbooks from Junior High; 79-80, 80-81 and 81-82. All three are still in good shape after 23 years and more. Wish I could say the same. Anyway, seeing all those old pictures brought back memories of stupid "book titles" and authors we used to make up to be smart alecks. Below are some that I remember, and some that I made up sitting here. Can you add more? "Run to the Outhouse" by Willie May Kitt (say it fast) "The ...

I moved this one up from "Writing", too...please forgive my impudence. This hasn't been posted yet on the "Dead" site, so you're seeing it here, first! I would like some feedback on both stories, but especially this one, since it's the newer one. I hope you enjoy it. That’s All Folks 2 ~~Final Solution~~ Chapter One The M-16 jerked with recoil as she pulled the trigger, spraying the crowd milling below with a shower of hot lethality. She leaned out of the broken window ...

Halloween is coming, JU....in honor of that spooky "holiday", I offer this post. I hope you enjoy it. The story that follows is an original by yours truly, and was posted, as you can see, on 7/24/04 on a site called "homepage of the dead". Go to the link if you're curious. The site is dedicated to the "Living Dead" films of George Romero, and all the fan fiction there has to take place in that world, or has to have something to do with cannibalistic zombies. So, this story is derivative, ye...

As the subtitle says....if you haven't read my other post here, don't read this one, yet. Go read that one first! This is a new story, obviously a sequel, and hasn't been posted yet on the "Dead" site, so this is a JU exclusive! I need feedback on this one, so please let me know what you think That’s All Folks 2 ~~Final Solution~~ Chapter One The M-16 jerked with recoil as she pulled the trigger, spraying the crowd milling below with a shower of hot lethality. She leaned...

Halloween is coming, JU....in honor of that spooky "holiday", I offer this post. I hope you enjoy it. The story that follows is an original by yours truly, and was posted, as you can see, on 7/24/04 on a site called "homepage of the dead". Go to the link if you're curious. The site is dedicated to the "Living Dead" films of George Romero, and all the fan fiction there has to take place in that world, or has to have something to do with cannibalistic zombies. So, this story is derivative...

I am a great one for ghost stories. Especially at this time of year, when the sun flees the sky earlier and earlier each day, and darkness reigns ever longer. Ghost stories. I love them; the scarier the better. I really love ones that make my spine tingle and my eyes tear up. This link is to one of my favorite ghost story sites, castleofspirits.com; on this page you can download a short (15 sec) film. Is it a ghost? Someone screwing around? Who knows? But it's still SPOOOOOOOOKYYYY! E...

I found this under "Classics". It touched me very much; amazing just how heartless an atheistic, Communist dicatorship can be. A Question of Duty The hospital in southern China was busy in the early morning of December 24, 1989. As a 24-year-old specialist in obstetrics and gynecology, I had performed two Cesareans and a difficult forceps delivery. My supervisor had put me in charge of that night's shift-a new and frightening responsibility. I was exhausted and hadn't eaten for about...

The other night at work, I was listening to "The Savage Nation" with Michael Savage, and he made a very good point; he told of a Chinese restaurant his family used to frequent every Sunday after church, when he was a young child. When we got into Korea, and eventually ended up fighting China, people started to wonder just where the loyalties of the owners of the restaurant might lie. In response, the owners put a large American flag in the window, along with a sign saying that they "support ...

This was written by me in reply to a letter in the 9/28 edition of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. To the editor: This is to David K. Schoyer, whose daughter attended the anti-Ameri-whoop!---sorry! I should say anti-WAR rally---at a military recruitment office in Oakland, PA on 8/20. He said she reported that, prior to the "actual confrontation" (which, the more I hear about it, sounds to me like it just may have been instigated by the "peace" demonstrators), a police officer asked them ...

I was just over on greywar's post looking at some pathetic "peace rally" pictures, Link and it occurred to me just how wrong-headed the modern peaceniks are. I mean, beside the fact that they don't seem to comprehend that terrorists don't give a rat's ass in a snowstorm if you support the war or not, you're an American, so you deserve to die. Besides that, they're wrong to demontrate so vehemently simply because they don't actually have a stake in the war itself that gives them the ...

I predict that, one day very, very soon, Cindy Sheehan will wake up alone. Her family has already deserted her, as we all know. She will have no one. On this day, she will look around her and realize that all her supporters will have left her in their dust. MoveOn.org wil have moved on to it's next cause/person of the moment. Her usefullness will be over, finished, kaput. People will have grown tired of her screeching, moonbat harangues (hear the one about how Bush should pull the troops ou...