Of horses and men

Stop Horsin' around!

Published on October 20, 2005 By Rightwinger In Misc

I heard a story on the radio this morning about a 45-year-old guy in Washington State who died from bleeding to death after having sex with a horse. If you want the gory details, along with a downloadble movie (yes, the "bestiality ring" got it all on film, and it is, of course, out there on the Net for the entertainment and enjoyment of all), you can go to comedian Joe Rogan's site at:

www.joerogan.net

The link I have here is to the story as featured in the Seattle Times.

Now, my question is this: how would you like that to be the way you finlly meet Jesus? Your bunghole torn open and bleeding, maye an hour after5 notjust out-of-wedlock sex, but out-of-species sex. I mean, that's worse than strangling yourself while masturbating, fer cryin' out loud.
I could see Jesus standing there in his glowing white robes, arms crossed and tapping his sandle. "Well?" He'd say.

How about the funeral? Jockeys as pall bearers? A floral wreath over the casket like the ones that go around the winning horses necks at the Kentucky Derby? The soloist could sing "Wildfire" by America.

I bet his mommy and daddy were real proud of their little boy, huh?

Comments

Rightwinger

on Oct 20, 2005

Hhhii, Wwwwiiillburrr! H-h-heeyy nowww, whataya doin'?

Moderateman

on Oct 20, 2005

OH YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless that fabulous horse is the famous Mr. ed.

Rightwinger

on Oct 23, 2005

I had a thought on this subject: where's all he animal rights nuts? Why hasn't PETA come all out against this sort of thing?! They hate the idea of riding horses as trasportation because they say it's slavery. How about "riding" animals for sexual pleasure? Surely they can't think that's okay?

MasonM

on Oct 23, 2005

Well, this is more of a case of the horse riding him, isn't it? I guess that's ok with the PETA folks.

It's a sick world.

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