Another Genie, another beach.....
This nigger is walking along on the beach, when he looks down and there, washed up in the surf, is a Genie Bottle. He picks it up and begins puuling off the seaweed, when his hand brushes the side.
POOF! A flash of light, a puff of smoke, and out pops the Genie of the Bottle.
"Greetings!" the Genie says to the stunned jiggaboo. "I have been imprisoned for many years; thank you for freeing me. For this, I will grant you three wishes."
The black dude thinks it over, and asks to be rich.
POOF! His bank account grows by seven figures.
He asks to be irresistable to women.
POOF! Ten of the most beautiful women appear, fawning over him.
"You have one more wish," the Genie tells him.
"I'd like there to be a bridge from here in the US to Africa, so's all the bruthuhs an' sistahs there can come over here, and enjoy the good life."
The Genie considers this, and, shaking his head sadly, says "Such an undertaking would be beyond my powers, and I would die from the effort. I am sorry. Can you think of anything else?"
Again the nigger considers, then says, "I want all blacks everywhere to be equal, in every way, with the white man."
The Genie looks chagrinned and says,
"About the bridge....would that be two lane or four lane?"