And awaaaayyyy...we go....
This guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife, daughter, and his black son-in-law. While there, the black guy trips over a rock and falls off a cliff, and is killed.
The daughter is all distraught and the wife, upset, is trying to comfort the daughter. "Don't worry," the guy says, "I'll handle the arrangements."
So, he goes and finds an undertaker in Jerusalem who tells him he can have the body shipped back to America for $5,000, or that he, the undertaker, can arrange for burial there, in the Holy Land, for only 50 bucks.
The guy thinks about it, then replies "Nah....I'll spend the 5 grand and send him back home."
The undertaker, being Jewish, just can't understand this! "Why wouldn't you want him buried here, in the Holy Land? And for such a low price?"
The guy says, "Look, pal.....about 2000 years ago, you buried a guy here and He came back to life after 3 days. I ain't takin' that chance!"