Random JU Bloggers and the Movie Titles that Describe them

Past & Present......are YOU Listed?

Published on August 26, 2006 By Rightwinger In Humor

In random order...whoever came to mind at the moment. Most are self-explanatory. Some aren't. Ask if you don't get it.

1. Col Gene----"Enemy of the State" (or maybe "Groundhog Day", 'cause it's always the same thing, over and over and over.....)

2. Dr. Guy----This was easy..."Trekkies".

3. Myrrander----"Huff" (okay, "Huff" is a TV show on HBO, I think....or Showtime, maybe, but it was too good a shot not to take.) Maybe "Red Dragon"? "Red Dawn"?

4. Reiki-House----"LOTR: The Two Towers", or maybe "Holocaust". Perhaps "Triumph of the Will"? (for neophytes, R-H was our resident 9/11 conspiracy theorist, as well as a Nazi apologist and Holocaust revisionist. Anyone remember the "pool" at Auschwitz?)

5. Rightwinger----"The Man Who Knew Too Little", maybe "Revenge of the Nerds".

6. Tex W.---- "Blue Hawaii"

7. Shadowar----"The War Wagon", "Sgt. York"

8. Gerlyn Valembrun----"Chicken Run"

9. Little Whip (and her Emperor)----"The Wild Bunch", "Bonnie and Clyde"

10. Moderate Man----"Revenge of the Sith"

11. Marvin Cooley----"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

12. Draginol----"Wargames"

13. Bakerstreet----"The Punisher"

14. Kingbee----"Pride and Predudice"

15. Dabe----"Yentl"

16. Gideon Macleish----"The Family Man"

17. drmiler----"Flashdance" (it's a 'Burgh thing), or maybe even "Smokey and the Bandit"

18. Dharmagirl----"Little Buddha"

19. cactoblasta----"Quigley Down Under", or "The Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert"

20. Bahu Virupaksha----"The Phantom Empire" or "The Phantom Menace". Either would do as well.

No insults intended. All in good fun.

Comments (Page 1)

cactoblasta

on Aug 26, 2006

19. cactoblasta----"Quigley Down Under", or "The Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert"

What's Quigley Down Under about? As for Priscilla I can honestly say I've never worn a dress in my life, let alone make-up. That happens to other people.

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

What's Quigley Down Under about?

---cacto

It's been a few, but Tom Selleck plays a cowboy who takes a job in Australia. Action and hilarity ensues.
As for "Priscilla", I just liked the title, and knew it was an Aussie flick. No biggie. Hey, it was 2AM here! Whattaya want?

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

Sorry; I guess I should have added that I kind of see you as a cowboy figure, inso far as you don't take crap from people.
You know where you stand on certain things, and you'll put up your dukes in the saloon if someone badmouths you of something you believe in. Quigley was a standup guy.

cactoblasta

on Aug 26, 2006

I wasn't taking offence. I've never pictured myself as a cowboy - I greatly dislike those parts of the world which aren't urban or beaches - but it's not necessarily a bad thing. I think I'll give the gun fetish a miss though.

On a sidetrack I really like that phrase 'hilarity ensues'. It doesn't get used nearly enough in the average film write-up.

Bahu Virupaksha

on Aug 26, 2006

The Phantom Empire" or "The Phantom Menace". Either would do as well.

Thanks for putting me on the list. I prefer Phantom Empire.

Dr Guy

on Aug 26, 2006

Definitely Smokey and the Bandit for DrMiler.

And I cant argue with mine!

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

Which one of us gets to play Bonnie? I think it should be me, (naturally) but Simon argues that He looks better in heels and hose.

---LW

Well, thanks alot for that image; now I have to get rid of it by looking at something less offensive.
Excuse me for a couple days while I go and stare at some pictures of diseased vaginas or maybe a few dead babies.

Thanks for putting me on the list. I prefer Phantom Empire.

----Bahu

My pleasure. I thought you might prefer that one, but it's a less well-known movie. It was out in the 30s, I think; seems to me it was either a Flash Gordon or Buck Rogers serial.

On a sidetrack I really like that phrase 'hilarity ensues'. It doesn't get used nearly enough in the average film write-up.

---cacto

Well, allow me to review the first post of yours I ever read:
"....I read the poster's overly sarcastic, often much-too-serious comments, and was pleased to find that, in no time at all, hilarity ensues."

Definitely Smokey and the Bandit for DrMiler.

And I cant argue with mine!

---Dr. Guy

I hope he reads this....we can get his input. And yes, Doc, that was the only film that came to mind for you.

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

Oh, wait...I remember! "The Phantom Empire" was Gene Autry serial! The Singing Cowboy meets sci-fi!

dharmagrl

on Aug 26, 2006

haha! Thanks, I'm flattered!

I would like to get my hands on Keanu Reeves.....very yummy.

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

Thats harsh, dude. He's actually quite pretty once He shaves.

---LW

I'll have to take your word for it. I make a beautiful woman, myself, and have the pics to prove it.
One Halloween, The Wife dressed me up as a woman, complete with TP-boobs consisting of about four complete rolls (unwound, natch) stuffed into one of her old bras (and she's....er....let's just say VERY "well endowed" in that area), heels (I'll never do that again), fishnet stockings, makeup, nails, a blonde wig and a pink feather boa.
If it hadn't been for my not shaving my beard, pits or legs, I'd have given the best drag queen a run for his/her/it's money.

I told people I was supposed to be a Russian woman.

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

haha! Thanks, I'm flattered!

---dharma

You're very welcome.

I would like to get my hands on Keanu Reeves.....very yummy.

---dharma

Myself, I'm partial to Carrie Ann Moss ("Trinity" in the "The Matrix" movies and Charlize Theron (his costar in "Sweet Novemeber"). Preferably at the same time!

Moderateman

on Aug 26, 2006

10. Moderate Man----"Revenge of the Sith"

wha?

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

wha?

---MM

Remember the story I wrote about your "redemption" from the Dark Side?

So lets see em.

---LW

If I can ever find them, okay. Not sure just where they are at the moment.

Tova7

on Aug 26, 2006

Well I SEE there is no Tova on the list. Hmmmm.

Does that mean I am so friggin boring you've never sat through me......or so frigging awesome they just don't have the technology to make me yet?

I really enjoyed the list. Though I've never seen the Punisher. Just the title makes me wonder why you picked that for Baker? I'd def pick his Avatar. Sherlock Holmes.

LW and EMP...hehe. "Natural Born Killers" Bonnie and Clyde....too black and white .....

Ah, I CRACK myself up!

Rightwinger

on Aug 26, 2006

Well I SEE there is no Tova on the list. Hmmmm.

---Tova

Actually, it's ironic that you post this. All kidding aside, you were the only one I thought of that stumped me. I couldn't come up with a thing, stretchy and lame OR accurate.

Does that mean I am so friggin boring you've never sat through me......or so frigging awesome they just don't have the technology to make me yet?

YES!

I really enjoyed the list.

(Bows to all points) Thankyou,thankyouverramuch.....youbeenawunderfulaudience...gladyalikedtheshow....

Though I've never seen the Punisher.

Awesome flick....just make sure you get the right one. Rent the one that came out in 2004 with Thomas Jane and John Travolta. Don't get the 1989 ('90?) one with Dolph Lungren. Stinky-poo-yucky, especially for Punisher purists like me.

Just the title makes me wonder why you picked that for Baker?

Personal reasons....we got into it a few times about the American "culture". I disagreed with him, and suffered the punishing Wrath of Baker. I've seen him do it to others, too. He can be quite the noodge when he wants to be.

Ah, I CRACK myself up!

Doesn't sound TOO awful hard.....

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