My wife bought a bunch of that snacky, "gifty" stuff you generally buy in the baskets and tins; cheese, cracker spreads, that sort of thing, but this stuff was just individually priced, and loose in a bin; from broken cases and such, I'd assume. She'd intended to assemble all this into baskets of her own making and design, which she does very well. One thing she bought was a goodly-sized Hillshire Farms "Summer Sausage", hence the title; well, I managed to finagl...

Will the Tiger Woods feeding frenzy be coming to an end any time soon? Okay…he’s apologized; good for him. Why do we care? For myself, I don't care so much about his personal affairs (pun intended), but I do hold some opinions about the media's strong (over)reaction to the whole sordid affair (again, pun intended). I mean, isn’t his “sex addiction” and its accompanying issues, pretty much between Woods and his wife, anyway? I was channel surfing the othe...