Jill's Lounge and whorehouse gathers for toys for the poor.
"Jill's Lounge, a Class Act".
That's how the commercials go, going on to relate the salacious joys to be offered at Jill's, an upper class (if there is such a thing---"upper class" for those places usually means a $10 or more cover and $5 or more beers) strip club at the Dallas Pike Truck Stop in Triadelphia, West Virginia (a few miles east of Wheeling).
To join in the Christmas celebration and get in some community work to show that they're not all naked Booties, Boobs and Hoo-has, they're running a program to help the Marines with Toys for Tots.
"Toys for Ta-tas" (no shit, that's what it's called) as the ad on the radio relates, means that, if you bring a toy with you between now and December something, the cover will be waived and the toy donated to Toys for Tots.
Doesn't that just warm the very cockles of your heart? They spend the entire year celebrating debauchery and lewdness, then, when Christmas comes..."Hey---we wanna help the kiddies." Gimme a break.
Reminds me a little of MTV....they spend four years tearing the moral underpinnings of our country apart, then, when the presidential election year rolls around, they get all warm and fuzzy and community-minded with their "Rock the Vote" crap (but with a decided slant toward the Democrat candidate, naturally).
"Strippers for Santa" would be an equally apt name for Jill's program. "Bump and grind for the Boys and Girls", perhaps?
I think I'd be sure to wash the toys with bleach water before I gave'em to my kids. Just in case.