I have a rep as a joke-teller, but haven't been hearing many good jokes lately. Anybody got some good ones?
Here's one my neighbor told me today....
These two rednecks are sitting at the counter in a diner, having some lunch. All of a sudden this lady in the corner booth starts choking. One redneck jumps up and runs over to her.
"Lady, can ya breathe?" he yells. She shakes her head. "Can ya swaller yer food?" Again, she shakes her head. With that, he turns her around, throws her skirt over her head, pulls down her panties and sticks his tongue in her butthole. She jumps, and the food comes flying out of her mouth. He pulls up her panties, pulls her skirt back down and walks back to his seat.
His buddy looks at him and says "Ya know, I done heerd about that there "hind-lick maneuver", but I never seen it before."
Thought that was cute, but I need some new stuff....c'mon JU, help me out!