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Published on October 30, 2004 By Rightwinger In Politics
I was at Wal-mart today, sulkily following behind my wife on one of her quests to find the Holy Sale.

As we made our way around the store, I noted a display of Halloween makeup on the main aisle. As I looked through the packs of various types of makeup (Frankenstein monster, vampire, zombie, witch, rock star...etc), I further noted that on each package was a picture of a made-up model, showing what the makeup would look like when you finished with it.

Now, from personal experience, I can tell you that there's one thing they don't mention when you read the instructions (at least mine didn't):
1.) That the makeup jobs done on the models were done by professional makeup artists,

and

2.) That the makeup job done by you or your wife in front of the bathroom mirror will look absolutely nothing like what you see on the package.

I think they should hire people off the street to come in and apply the makeup to the models before they take the pictures; that's who will be using it, and the job they do would be a more accurate representation of what you'll get at home.

Comments
on Oct 30, 2004
Sorry...forgot to change the forum before I wrote this.

Well, Happy Halloween!
on Oct 30, 2004

Actually, if you use a little imagination and aren't heavy handed, you can get a somewhat decent result.  I'll show you what I mean tomorrow...my kids and I are being zombies (I won an award 2 years ago for my self-zombification with one of those kits).


I'll bookmark this and come back and post pics of how we all turned out...

on Oct 30, 2004
Actually, if you use a little imagination and aren't heavy handed, you can get a somewhat decent result. I'll show you what I mean tomorrow...my kids and I are being zombies (I won an award 2 years ago for my self-zombification with one of those kits).


I'll bookmark this and come back and post pics of how we all turned out...


Cool, I look forward to it. I love zombies. Night of the Living Dead and its sequels, remakes, etc., are some of my favorite films.
Last night we watched "Cabin Fever".....not a zombie flick, but similar in some scenes and plot angles to NOTLD. I didn't like it all that much. It was very gory...icky, really. It had so many plotholes that I was surprised the film didn't disintigrate in the cameras.
on Oct 31, 2004
Last night we watched "Cabin Fever".....not a zombie flick, but similar in some scenes and plot angles to NOTLD. I didn't like it all that much. It was very gory...icky, really. It had so many plotholes that I was surprised the film didn't disintigrate in the cameras.


That was one of the most awful movies ever made. It had a good premise, and could have been a really great movie, but nope . . . complete crap.
on Oct 31, 2004
I agree, TXW.....I had to laugh at some of the stuff, though.
Like, for example, near the end when they took the guy to the hospital; the minute he told his story, they would've been on the horn to the CDC in Atlanta, who would've quarantined all those hillbilly weirdos before they could say "I fucked my sister".
Instead, the doctors told the sinister sheriff-guy, who "took care of it" by dumping him in the river. Okay, then......very realistic.

My wife hates it when I point out plotholes. I like my movies to have as much reality amid the fiction as possible, that's all.

I think it'd have been a better flick if they HAD brought in the CDC. Making the crazy local po-leese deal with the Feds would have been a cool note.
on Oct 31, 2004
OR...maybe the docs could have tried to call the CDC, but were stopped by sinister sheriff-guy, who didn't want the feds causing ripples in his little pond? Could have been an interesting wrinkle.