Not heating up, just whacky weather!
I was listening to a talk radio show last week, and the host was addressing the problems Global Warming whackos are presently having.
What with dozens dead across the country from the lengthy blast of frigid, wintry weather, cities buried under snow banks, billions lost in crop revenues ---in California, no less---from a severe cold snap, freezing cold in Florida, etc., it would seem difficult to continue to convince the sheeple of their claims of imminent, superheated climatic doom.
The host read an e-mail from a listener who opened the message with "Silly radio boy", and went on to inform him of his obvious error; see….Global Warming, it seems, doesn’t really mean the globe is "heating up". No, it simply means that the greenhouse gases we’ve pumped into the atmosphere are playing havoc with the weather system and giving us such unpredictable weather. You know, weird, really gone things, like extreme cold and snow in winter.
This could, I suppose, explain the recent extreme winter weather we’ve been experiencing….in winter. Last summer was really hot; was that a result of these gases, too?
So "Global Warming" no longer means the world is heating up, as we’ve been told time and again over the last 20-odd years…..hmmm.
I guess, when you have such irrefutable proof to the contrary of your own "irrefutable proof", you have to make port somewhere.
This is probably their new dodge, given all the irrefutable proof which I spent three hours last Saturday, dressed in four layers, shoveling, salting and chipping off my driveway. All the while, I was wishing Global Warming would hurry the hell up.