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Hopefully, it'll cum to a peaceful conclusion
Published on November 20, 2006 By Rightwinger In Current Events
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

On December 22, 2006, everyone, everywhere in the world, is being encouraged to have a "synchronized orgasm"....this is to be at the time and place of your choosing, and with whatever degree of privacy you choose. The orgasm can be achieved either by masturbation or by sexual intercourse. It's up to you.

Why are we to do this?

Why, to affect the flow of energies on the Earth, of course!

How? By injecting (my word choice) therein a massive wave of positive emotion; namely, Orgasmic Ecstasy.

As we approach and experience orgasm, and in the joyous moments afterward, we are to focus our minds on Peace (or "Piece" as the case may or may not be), especially those of us living in nations possessing WMD.
This will, the theory seemingly goes, the massive energy blow job (my word choice) will overload and alter the flow of energies, turning hostile, negative energies and feelings toward cum-pletely piece-ful resolutions of conflict.
If you don't believe me, just see the link. Cum on....click the link.

I suppose that, on that day, I could ask one of the hotter of my co-workers if she'd like to help me bring Peace to the World, but I think maybe I'll just excuse myself and to go to the restroom.

One thing, though...if this is all to be at a time of your own choosing, how is it to be "synchronous"? Hmmmm............

Yeah....sounds to me like they're maybe on "Ecstacy". Gotta luv the flaky nutjobs out there. They're so entertaining.

Comments
on Nov 20, 2006
Sorry---I ~~screwed~~ up there, in the body of the article. I was typing with one hand, practicing for next month.
Lost my concentration there for a few seconds.
on Nov 20, 2006
Screw for peace? So who is volunteering?
on Nov 20, 2006
Now this is a screwy come together I can get behind!
on Nov 21, 2006
Now this is a screwy come together I can get behind!
---Mason

No, no....this would be "Anal sex for Peace".

You know, if orgasmic energy were truly the answer to all the world's ills, then I, alone, should have been able to usher in a new Era of Peace somewhere around, say, 1981 or 82.
In the words of Dana Carvey---"I had tennis elbow by the time I was 13, and never touched a racket."

I can't wait for this new era of peace and cooperation....I get all tingly just thinking about it.....