Hopefully, it'll cum to a peaceful conclusion
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
On December 22, 2006, everyone, everywhere in the world, is being encouraged to have a "synchronized orgasm"....this is to be at the time and place of your choosing, and with whatever degree of privacy you choose. The orgasm can be achieved either by masturbation or by sexual intercourse. It's up to you.
Why are we to do this?
Why, to affect the flow of energies on the Earth, of course!
How? By injecting (my word choice) therein a massive wave of positive emotion; namely, Orgasmic Ecstasy.
As we approach and experience orgasm, and in the joyous moments afterward, we are to focus our minds on Peace (or "Piece" as the case may or may not be), especially those of us living in nations possessing WMD.
This will, the theory seemingly goes, the massive energy blow job (my word choice) will overload and alter the flow of energies, turning hostile, negative energies and feelings toward cum-pletely piece-ful resolutions of conflict.
If you don't believe me, just see the link. Cum on....click the link.
I suppose that, on that day, I could ask one of the hotter of my co-workers if she'd like to help me bring Peace to the World, but I think maybe I'll just excuse myself and to go to the restroom.
One thing, though...if this is all to be at a time of your own choosing, how is it to be "synchronous"? Hmmmm............
Yeah....sounds to me like they're maybe on "Ecstacy". Gotta luv the flaky nutjobs out there. They're so entertaining.