Suri Cruise Obsession: Going a Bit Too Far

If you thought Vanity Fair's 22-page photo spread of four-month-old Suri Cruise with her mommy and daddy, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, was excessive, wait until you see this! Artist Daniel Edwards--he's the one who made the life size and anatomically correct statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug--has created a sculpture that he claims was cast from Suri's first bowel movement.

Agence France Presse reports that the bronze poopy statue is being auctioned this month on eBay with proceeds going to the March of Dimes. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," Capla Kesting Gallery director David Kesting told AFP. Knowing full well Katie and Tom won't be buying it, he then said he hoped the work would attract bids of up to $25,000 to $30,000.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, was reportedly made with Tom Cruise's blessing, or so the artist insists.

But I wonder; did Xenu the Dark Lord give his blessing, as well? Tom could be in for it now!