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How did we ever survive?
Published on July 2, 2006 By Rightwinger In Humor
I've seen this before, but a friend sent it to me today, and I thought I'd post it.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1920's, 30's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no

lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment, and it didn't obliterate their self-esteem. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!


You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up then; kids born and raised before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

Comments (Page 1)
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on Jul 06, 2006
HAHAHAHAH.

I've seen a version of this before but it was good for another laugh!

Now I have to go find the scissors.
on Jul 06, 2006
I to have seen this before, but it does not take away the truth of things written here.
on Jul 06, 2006
This was funny and I remember seeing it before too. What were we thinking back in the days uh?!LOL!

How times have changed!
on Jul 06, 2006
What were we thinking back in the days uh


I dunno what you were thinking but I was SURE I could get my naturally flat hair to reach the moon if I just could find the exact right hair gel. HAHAHAHAHAHA
on Jul 06, 2006
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.


True, but in the interest of fairness, cars weren't as fast as they are now, nor were their bodies made of carbon fiber.
on Jul 07, 2006
those were the days, thanks for sharing. I enjoyed going down memory lane.
on Jul 07, 2006
It's a miracle any of us survived to adulthood!
on Jul 10, 2006
True, but in the interest of fairness, cars weren't as fast as they are now, nor were their bodies made of carbon fiber.
---icon

My dad had a friend back in the mid-60s who was killed in a '52 Ford. Police estimated he was going 110-120 MPH. Fast enough for me.
on Jul 10, 2006
I guess I took this article seriously. I agree there are TOO MANY RULES these days.

It's so hard for kids to have fun anymore. I'd love for my child to run freely throughout the neighborhood and play like I did in the 70's, but the law forbids it now. GRRRR.

The last couple days I've been re-reading the Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn books...now THAT'S what I call a fun, creative childhood!
on Jul 10, 2006
You would have been hard pressed to find a car back then that didn't have a speedomoter that registered at least 120 mph. Most were scaled to 140 to 180. The muscle cars of the 60s weren't exactly slow beasts.

And most had a steel dash that, if you were lucky, had a thin vinyl covering instead of paint. They also lacked those nifty air bags or impact absorbing crumple zones that are standard in cars today.
on Jul 10, 2006
I guess I took this article seriously. I agree there are TOO MANY RULES these days.
---AngelaMarie

Indeed there are...but, as the article says, we have the lawyers and government (mainly the lawyers, though) to thank.



It's so hard for kids to have fun anymore.
---Angela

Just today, I walked through the playground in the park where I used to play back in the 70s. Everything is so safe and generic, now. I was stunned to see they still used swings.
Where did the monkey bars go? The sheet metal slide with the fiberglass body and rusty, iron ladder? The big, climb-on concrete turtle and seal?
All gone, replaced with wood-like resin and-plastic stuff, surrounded by rubber padding. All that may be safer, but it's less challenging and less fun. I'm glad I'm not a kid now. Less risk means less fun.

I'd love for my child to run freely throughout the neighborhood and play like I did in the 70's, but the law forbids it now. GRRRR.
---Angela

We'd be gone for hours and hours, only coming home for dinner and when the streetlights came on, and maybe not even then, if we were really having fun! Nobody worried. How terrible were our parents, right?
CPS would have taken us away and put us with some pedophile foster parents.


The last couple days I've been re-reading the Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn books...now THAT'S what I call a fun, creative childhood!
--Angela

Yeah...riding a raft on the Ole Mississip.

You would have been hard pressed to find a car back then that didn't have a speedomoter that registered at least 120 mph. Most were scaled to 140 to 180. The muscle cars of the 60s weren't exactly slow beasts.
---Mason

But even if he's wrong, Icon just has to be all serious and play Devil's Advocate, see? He can't have anyone else having any fun.
on Jul 10, 2006
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Heck, I remember standing up in the passenger seat with my hands on the dash while mom or dad was driving. How am I alive?!
on Jul 10, 2006
But even if he's wrong, Icon just has to be all serious and play Devil's Advocate, see? He can't have anyone else having any fun


You would have been hard pressed to find a car back then that didn't have a speedomoter that registered at least 120 mph. Most were scaled to 140 to 180. The muscle cars of the 60s weren't exactly slow beasts.


Why stop with the sixties? Why not go back even farther? No, that would be beyond the scope of this article, right?
on Jul 10, 2006
Why stop with the sixties? Why not go back even farther? No, that would be beyond the scope of this article, right?

Wrong, just beyond the scope of my personal experience as I was born in 61. This seems like a pretty stupid article to be trying to pick a fight over. You that damned bored?
on Jul 10, 2006
This seems like a pretty stupid article to be trying to pick a fight over. You that damned bored?


Sorry for thinking you could have fun with it.
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