The Top Ten (in no real order)
A few days ago, I got a forward from a friend, which consisted of the titles of "Extremely Thin Books" and their authors.
It was kind of cute and I got a chuckle.
I got to thinking of some other thin books, and have written this list of my own. Others are welcome.
1. "Tips for building a successful marriage"----By Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney (Foreword by Jennifer Lopez)
2. "Female staffers I have NOT boned"----By Bill Clinton
3. "Proper use of Men’s Room facilities"----By George Michael
4. "Our marriage: Moments of personal respect and genuine, heartfelt and unfeigned affection"----By Bill and Hillary Clinton
5. "Men I have loved, Guns I have owned"----By Rosie O’Donnell
6. "Ruminations on my Emotional Maturity and Healthy, normal Sex Life"----By Michael Jackson
7. "Racist Conspiracy Theories which I have dismissed as Ridiculous and Improbable"----By Minister Louis Farrakan
8. "1976-2006----Something to be Proud of: Positive portrayals of Blacks in Hollywood films"---- By George Clooney
9. "Don’t be a hater! Whitey isn’t the problem! Truly Embracing Multiculturalism and fair and solid Race Relations in America"---- By Rev. Jesse Jackson
10. "Homeruns I would have hit without steroid use"----By Barry Bonds