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The Top Ten (in no real order)
Published on March 11, 2006 By Rightwinger In Humor
A few days ago, I got a forward from a friend, which consisted of the titles of "Extremely Thin Books" and their authors.
It was kind of cute and I got a chuckle.
I got to thinking of some other thin books, and have written this list of my own. Others are welcome.

1. "Tips for building a successful marriage"----By Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney (Foreword by Jennifer Lopez)

2. "Female staffers I have NOT boned"----By Bill Clinton

3. "Proper use of Men’s Room facilities"----By George Michael

4. "Our marriage: Moments of personal respect and genuine, heartfelt and unfeigned affection"----By Bill and Hillary Clinton

5. "Men I have loved, Guns I have owned"----By Rosie O’Donnell

6. "Ruminations on my Emotional Maturity and Healthy, normal Sex Life"----By Michael Jackson

7. "Racist Conspiracy Theories which I have dismissed as Ridiculous and Improbable"----By Minister Louis Farrakan

8. "1976-2006----Something to be Proud of: Positive portrayals of Blacks in Hollywood films"---- By George Clooney

9. "Don’t be a hater! Whitey isn’t the problem! Truly Embracing Multiculturalism and fair and solid Race Relations in America"---- By Rev. Jesse Jackson

10. "Homeruns I would have hit without steroid use"----By Barry Bonds



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on Mar 13, 2006
"How To Be Humble"---- by "The" Donald Trump

"How to Have Fun with the Opposite Sex"----Ted Kennedy

"All the Men in My Life and How I Loved Them"---by Gloria Steinem

Baby O Baby-"How To Lovingly Care For Your First Baby"---Brittany Spears forward by Michael Jackson

"Loving the Infidel"---written by Any Muslim

"Born To Be Free" by Saddam Hussein
on Mar 13, 2006
Good stuff, K.....thanks for posting.
on Mar 14, 2006
I see they have updated it for the Bonds kerfluffle.

My favorite is still "Ethics - By William Jefferson Clinton".
on Mar 14, 2006
My favorite is still "Ethics - By William Jefferson Clinton".


How about "Ten Ways To Say NO" by the same author? ummmm maybe it depends on what the definition of "NO" is.......
on Mar 14, 2006
How about "Ten Ways To Say NO" by the same author? ummmm maybe it depends on what the definition of "NO" is.......


How about - Negotiating the 10 commandments. I got 70% - By Bill Clinton!
on Mar 15, 2006
Here guys, I got a new one----

"A Comprehensive list of Conservative Educators in America"----By Jay Bennish
on Mar 15, 2006
"A Comprehensive list of Conservative Educators in America"----By Jay Bennish


good one RW but I think it's a real stretch to say that would be a thin book. Maybe more like a paper....
on Mar 15, 2006
Fine Jewish recipes, by any Jew.
on Mar 15, 2006
Fine Jewish recipes, by any Jew.


Kind of like English/Scottish cooking.

Got some more new ones:

"American children I would consider adopting"----By Angelina Jolie

"Whitey Been Keepin' Me Down! My Personal Experiences with Oppression and Exclusivity in this Racist Nation"----By Sen. Barack Obama

And, though it probably wouldn't be a thin book, I just liked the sound of it:

"C. Ray and the Chocolate City"---By C. Ray Nagin
on Mar 15, 2006
Livers I have loved, by hannibal lector.
on Mar 15, 2006
Livers I have loved, by hannibal lector.


Supposed to be thin books, Modman.

How about:

"Farm animal flesh I have enjoyed"---by Hannibal Lector
on Mar 15, 2006
Thoughts I have been able to finish in less than 1000 pages -- Stephen King
on Mar 16, 2006
"Brilliant, Natural-sounding Dialogue I Have Written"----By George Lucas
on Mar 20, 2006
"Gay Love & Sex----Doin' it Right!"-----by Rev. Fred Phelps

"Food---how do I love Thee?"----By Lara Flynn Boyle (Foreword by Calista Flockhart)

"Great Hair: The Key to Serious Political Acceptance"----By Rev. Al Sharpton
on Mar 21, 2006
"Great Hair: The Key to Serious Political Acceptance"----By Rev. Al Sharpton

Foreword by Don King.
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